Amateur Baker

Sunday, August 3, 2008

My hand is trembling so vigorously like some FOXTROTTING VIBRATOR that I think I can seemingly make an AGED 70 OLD HAG REACH ORGASM OR SOMETHING!!!!

Hence, I shall keep this post as short as possible.....

Shucks man, I think Eric lee hit some acupoints on my arm or something during training, it was shaking like HELL a few hours ago. Luckily it has subsided for now....I think I'll just wake up and find a fully bruised arm tomorrow....sigh....

Today's Wushu training was the second worst one after the previous one which I injured my knee (That was REALLY HORRIBLE). There was this part in our choreographed sparring routine where Eric Lee was supposed to aid my in doing a backflip.... But somehow, I think it was a confidence thing or something, I suddenly went blank RIGHT IN THE BLOODY MIDDLE OF PERFORMING THAT SON OF A MIKE FOXTROTTER BACKFLIP, CAUSING ME TO BE STUCK IN A V-SHAPED POSITION AS I FOXTROTTING WENT DIRECTLY FOR THE HARD CONCRETE GROUND!!!! SHUCKS MAN!!!! THAT HURTS LIKE FOXTROT!!!!!! From what I heard....Yeo Yeeling heard a bloody loud thud without knowing what was going on....

NABEI LEH!!! BLAME COACH FOR COMING UP WITH SUCH A COOL MOVE!!!!! Never mind, for the sake for my Bronze.....GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!

Shall upload the video of part of my routine when Kaiyu sends it to me....

Shall stop here for now before I lose my hand....

|Shi Hao| 8:53 PM|

------